Living Life Backwards…a different perspective

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I want to live my life backwards…

You start out dead and get that out of the way. You wake up in an old age home feeling better every day until you get kicked out for being too healthy. You go collect your pension and when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, party, have great sex and get ready for high school. You go to primary school, become a kid, play and have no responsibilities until you become a baby.

You spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury and spa-like conditions. You get central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day until you finish off as an orgasm.

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